Holy (insert word of choice here)

Oh my god, I cannot even begin to tell you how stressed I am!  I really shouldn't even be writing a blog post since I still have FOUR FREAKING MORE EXAMS THIS WEEK!  But hey, I get let out on Wednesday so thats a plus.  I'm just here to tell you that everything sucks and then break happens and as much as I want to eat lo mein out of the container and watch every Ryan Gosling movie ever I have math equations to memorize and Spanish verbs in conjugate.
Hang in there lovelings!
Zola

Sowwy

Hey guys sorry I didn't add a new post this last Wednesday!  I was super busy considering I have had exams today and up to Wednesday next week!  I'm gonna apologize because I have to study now but here are just a few of my braving exams tips!
1.Buy color coded notecards, they are super good for keeping your topics organized!
2.  Pick one of the many studying playlists on 8tracks they definitely help!
3. Stock your room with snacks and drinks, I choose Snapple Iced Tea, Capri Sun, and Smartwater in the beverage department while in the snack arena I like to stick to Gardettos, flavor blasted Goldfish, and Maruchan Ramen Noodles.
4.  Change into your comfiest clothes, trust me they'll make you feel right at home.
5.  Get cozy, but not TOO cozy.  You don't want to end up falling asleep!
6.  Turn off your phone!  Seriously this is probably one of the most important things, it will definitely distract you.
7.  Remember that you can do this!  Try your hardest and you will feel awesome and confident for all of break!

Hop to it babies, and for those of you who are already out on break...
FUCK YOU.
dont gloat ;)

Okay, Here We Go

So it's right before finals week.  Almost time to buckle down hit the books and only leave my room to accept lemon tea, Snapple, Smart Water, fried rice, and Qdoba burritos from my mother.  It's about to be crazy, and naturally I care enough to take time out of flash card making and note copying to give you guys the heads up.  I've been really busy lately, socially and academically so I haven't really had the time or motivation to check up on the blog scene.  Since I am in the habit of promising posts and never actually delivering one I am going to set a reasonable bar and just work my way up from there.
So one post a week, it will be up by Wednesday's at 10PM.  This will continue through the holiday season and this Wednesday I'm going to be posting my tips to surviving finals week!  So check in for that business BITCHES!  Of to buy some color coordinated notecards and other shit I really don't need.
Love you!!!

It's Finals Okay

It's close to finals.  I dont have time to fucking creative.  So I'm sorry thats just the way it is.  Amuse yourself with this.

Chrome is a loser

I just wrote the most kick ass post and then Chrome like a little bitch went and shut down on me and after 10 minutes of straight cussing and calming down I am sitting down again to try and do this.  Just because I love you.
You should be rejoicing right now.  Really.  Take a 5 second break and do that.
Done?
Awesome
So I haven't written in a while with the holidays and all the school work and my family swarming around me like something that swarms.  Today was like one of the worst days of this year, like so sucky that I'm considering faking sick tomorrow.  Like pulling out all the stops, throwing up, setting alarms in the middle of the night so I can tell my mom that I'm sick, etc.  But hey, if I don't go then that would make me a pussy.  And that is certainly not something that I am.  What made my day better you ask?
The snow.  It's snowing.  Yes, that cold fluffy white stuff falling from the sky.  I am the biggest sucker for Christmas, it's literally the best time of the year.  I love wearing Fair Isle Christmas sweaters, Uggs, and drinking hot cocoa right after school to ward off the chill.  I love Christmas movies and music.  I love decorating the house and the tree, shopping for my family and friends and I love being surrounded by my family and just enjoying the beautiful winterland that my hometown becomes this time year.  So that is my challenge to you, do something in the winter spirit and email me about it.  You know where to find my information, or you could just click here.
Hop to it kittens!
Zola
P.S. Because of your lack of following I have deleted the blog twitter.  You should be super proud.
Not.

Fuck it. Fuck it all.

You are clearly in need of one of those long posts.  Those ones I used to write that drew you in and left you saying 'Jesus, that girl is fucking cool'.  But lately I'm sure my posts have left you saying 'Whelp, at least she cusses a lot'.  The thing is that tonight was supposed to be awesome, but I'm sick with a fever of 101 and my parents obviously wouldn't let me go out.  So everyone's out hooking up and getting drunk and making memories that when come Monday, I won't be included in.  So right now I'm crying at random times, watching reruns of One Tree Hill and trying not to check my Facebook or personal Twitter account. It so hard, but you know I feel like if I saw someone saying something like 'FUCK YEAH AWESOME PARTY' I would just cry a little harder and hold my head a little lower.  So here I am trying to figure out a way to get out my house tomorrow so that I can maybe do something with my friends.  I'm thinking manicure and retail therapy?  Yeah, I hope you understand how I'm feeling cause it really does suck to be the one on the outside looking in.  But I'm sure that I don't have to tell you that because everyone has been in that situation before.  Sitting in a group of friends where everyone is talking and laughing about something you simply don't understand so you stare at your phone screen and pretend you have something better going on.  Well all I'm here to say is that I really hope it gets better guys, because this shit has been going on too long and I don't know how much fight I have left in me.
Night dolls,
Zola

Downtrodden little Zola

Sad wittle Zola.  Here I am, sick in bed writing two papers that are due at midnight tonight.  Having random crying fits and at the same time trying to prepare for the presentation I am supposed to give tomorrow along with the two tests I have to take.  Lets just say I am ready to give up, but I could use your help.  Leave me a motivational comment send me an email or tweet at me.  You know I need it, but hopefully I'll get to blow off some steam tomorrow night...
More tomorrow.
Love my bitches,
Zola Raine

P.S in in my self serving pity I scooped this video for you.  I know you've all probably seen it but its just so fucking funny I can't help myself.  Love me some Jenna Marbles!!!

Aw shit its happening......

Here it is the steamy love post you have been waiting your entire lives for.  As I sit here typing away with my newly manicured nails and a smile on my face.  I can't wait to tell you my dirty little secret ;)
Well not tooooo dirty.....
Okay so theres this guy, and I can't stop thinking about him.  Yeah we hooked up this summer and sparks flew but we're getting back in contact and all I want to do is  summon him to my bedroom.  Shut all the curtains light my Diptyque candles and do it.
Yeah, doin' it.
That said I'm gonna share an even bigger secret with you. I am a virgin.
Yes one of those.
Hey I'm sixteen, and up to now I just haven't felt right losing my virginity to just anyone.  But now that the opportunity is literally laying itself on my black and green paisley duvet cover I may not be able to say no.  Part of me wants to wait for the Mr. Perfect who writes me love letters, buys me chocolate and doesn't think I'm a loser for just wanting to cuddle and watch the Notebook and other sappy love movies of the sort.  But the other more rational part of me knows that Mr. Perfects don't exist and what I have right now may be as close as I am going to get.  And trust me I am not willing to wait like 500 years till my vagina is practically mummifying from lack of use.
So what say you?
Do to do it or not to do it?
Help!!!
Zola

Kids these days......

I am constantly surprised at the spoiled little brats of the 21st century, in case you of course are one of those  and then in that case my response is....YOU ARE WAY TO FUCKING YOUNG TO BE READING THIS.
As you can see I adore children, no but really I do.  But the spoiled little middle schoolers with their iPad 2's, shiny new iPhones, and sevens pairs of Uggs just piss me off.  I honestly can't help it.  Am I the only one though?  Have you been noticing how increasingly spoiled kids are now?  When I was 7 I was content to play with a Barbie doll or color but not parents are buying iPod touches, cell phones and other expensive shit for their snot nosed pre-adolescents.  I know I sound like a total bitch right now, ripping on like 5 year olds but I hope you see where I am coming from.
I really just want my kids to be exactly how my parents raised me, I have to earn every gift I get and they were tough when they needed to be.   But I think thats what makes kids better and more serious about their work and such.  And now I just sound braggy, I should probably just end this oddly serious post right now.
Night bloggies,
Zola

Modcloth. I want all of it.

In my random stumblings on the internet late one night I discovered Modcloth.com  and I literally died.  They have the most adorable clothes, vintage-y and classy and cute all packed into one.  Sadly enough my clothes budget cannot accomodate their pricy little pieces so I only hope that yours can.  This is my goal for you, buy an adorable little staple piece from this site.  Something that you promise to wear constantly with affection, email me a picture of your new MODCLOTH wear!!! Or just comment on this post if you adore it as much as me!! I'm sorry boys you'll just have to find some random porn site to amuse you, unless you as well adore dresses and earrings and blouses galore.  And if you do...I FUCKING LOVE YOU....hayyyy.
This is the dress I would want, I would rock a red lip, some brown and white leather saddle shoes, white ankle socks and cat eyeliner.  Someone wanna buy it for me?
There's no shame in asking.
Well maybe a little.
Night lovelings,
Zola

i need to stop promising posts

I AM SO SORRY
last night i went out with some friends and then came home and fell asleep while eating Haagen Daz and watching Gossip girl under the warm covers of my bed and woke up with a melted container of white chocolate raspberry truffle on my night stand.  And now for some reason I am sick, I can barely swallow and my little fingers don't feel as nimble typing away on my keyboard.  All I want is a giant smoothie from Smoothie King and a big container of Panera's chicken noodle soup.  Besides its too fucking sunny outside today and so thats a good excuse to stay indoors.  :(((((((((
Good  day readers,
Email me and let me know what you wished for yesterday, you know I forgot...OOPS!
Love,
Zola

WELL A BIG FUCKING THANK YOU TO YOU

Thanks for following me bitches.
NOT!
But since its snowing and I'm eating lo mein from my favorite restaurant and listening to Christmas music I will have pity on your misguided little souls.
I'm about to take a warm bath with my new Lemslip Lush soap and curl up with a cup of mint tea to watch greys anatomy.
You should do the same ;)
Back with a much more interesting post later tomorrow!!!!
Love you bitches,
It's good to be back!

I'm angry with you.

Until I get a follower all you have is this post.  Leaving you with a hurt heart and regretful feelings in the pit of you stomach.  This is me Zola signing off until I get a fucking follower on twitter.  Oh yeah and its halloween and its time for me to wasted.
Thats all for now babes,
Come back for more....you know I will ;)
Zola

Hello Babies :)

Today is a good day.
Do you want to know why?  (Answ: Of FUCKING course Zola)
Because it is rainy and that is why.
As I have mentioned before, there is nothing better then cuddling up on a cold day.  In fact one might say this is prime cuddle weather we have here.  But where is here, you ask?  Here is everywhere, I know that maybe in Sacramento it's not all chilly and rainy but hey I DONT LIVE THERE only 49 other possible states for me to be inhabiting.
Today I am curled up with a cup of lemon tea watching reruns of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and neglecting the pile of homework spread out upon my floor, because I'm sixteen and once in a while I deserve to be neglectful.  In fact today all I've really done during school was play Bakery Story, use up my data plan, drink water, and laugh at the misfortune of others.  One of those is a lie, I'll leave it up to you to decide which one.
Which leads me to another important article, I HAVE NO FUCKING FOLLOWERS ON FUCKING TWITTER.
So if you love me and want me to keep blogging I suggest you press the damn follow button cuz its gettin mighty lonely in here y'all.....
Just kidding.
Anyone notice my liberal use of the Enter button today?
So I propose a tiny little competition if you will.  First ten people to follow me I will send a personalized tweet at you and follow back!  Next five will receive a follow back, and the first twenty will get a shout out in Thursdays wall post. Hop to it babes!

Siri is my bitch.

In fact I am that person who waited for three hours that one Friday to get my absolutely beooootiful iPhone 4S.  Want to know how much I love it!  THIS MUCH!  It is perfect and I love it, and yes Siri really is a extremely productive woman living inside your phone.  As I write this post I have my screen split in half, utilizing Netflix instant to watch Friday Night Lights (Season 5) in case you were wondering.  All I want to do is jump inside of my screen and get it on with Tim Riggins, seriously the whole bad Southern boy thing is really workin for me ;).  Right now I'm craving.  I am craving PF Changs like a mother, all I want to do is hop in my car, listening to Adele and drive to the closest one, then stuff my face with P.F. Changs Fried Rice (hold the eggs, scallions, and bean sprouts please) and magically gain no weight!! Sounds fucking magical doesn't it?  I have to go, my man friend is waiting in my love chamber.  Covered in Godiva chocolates and hundred dollar bills.
Haha, if only.

This week I'll be bettah

Oh the promises I have for you!
This week I'm going to be the best blogger in the universe, I have programmed my twitter onto my new iPhone and Imma be tweetin twenty fo seven babay!
and as if that wasn't enough to make you rip you hair our (I'm sure it was) I'm going to be posting almost every day this week, except for Wednesday that is.  Because its hump day and you know what I'm doing.....hayyyyy.
Just kidding ;)
But anyways I'm super excited for this week, so hit me up on Twitter because i literally have zero followers (awkward) and as much as I like tweeting at myself its gotta stop.
Seriously.
So babes, I'll blog to you tomorrow!!

I am a terrible person

I have promised you two posts this week and just not delivered on them.  I have been bombarded with mounds of work and have a galaxy of zits breaking out of my forehead.  Yes, a mother fucking galaxy.  So  today I will leave you with a video as I usually do when I am too fucking lazy to be witty and creative and write a real post because there is physics test calling my name.  Oh yes, physics.  Pity me now?

Rain Makes Me Smile

I'm sitting in school on a comfy couch relaxing during my free period, life doesn't get any better than this  Well actually it does, but this is the best I can do at the current moment. I'm kind of scared one of my classmates is going to run up and see what I'm typing, but who gives two shits? (I give three).

Most normal people would consider this to be bad weather, with the overcast skies, cold temperatures, and fierce winds but as I look out over our neat green soccer field all I can think is that this is my favorite weather.  Weather where I can blast the heat in my car and crank up the Christmas tunes (yes, I'm already listening to those), grab a hot cocoa and slip into my comfy Hardtails, Ugg slippers, and worn sweatshirt. I'm so lazy that I'm not even bothering to wear a bra right now, well sports bras don't count.....
So tell me baby blogger, now that you can smell fall in the air what do want to do?  Cliched hay rides, pumpkin picking, costume making, sip some warm spiced cider with your boo?
Tell me babes.
You know I'm waiting ;)
Zola

Scratch that.....

Whelp....
Zola's not moving to Tumblr.  When to it comes down to it baby bloggers I'm just a Blogger girl at heart.
But really...
Tumblr's just not my style...ya dig?
So I'm sorry I've been a stoic bitch, forgetting to post and all but junior year has been super busy and I'm finally just finding time to blog.  Because I have discovered a remedy, from now on there will be now daily posting because to expect me to cough up a good entry a day is.....just going to disappoint in the long run.  So posting will now occur on Monday's, Wednesday's and Saturday's.  Kapeesh? (Or however the flying fuck you spell that).
Good day blogger babies,
zola

We're Moving!!!

Zola's moving to Tumblr.  So click on the link that I will post shortly and bookmark it!!! Love you all and sorry I haven't posted recently!

Quickie!

In all my selfish angst today, about the state of my roots (hair) and my cuticles I have forgotten to write a post for all my lovelies.  So here is my apology, enjoy!

This is Landau!! I adore him!!!! Visit him on FB and be sure to vote for him next Tuesday night!!

Fuck you mosquito

What the hell is with the mosquitoes this year?  It seems like even if I'm outside for a moment I have ten bites.  It just pisses me off that my legs are all red and welt covered, but what can I say my blood must just be that sweet.  Yesterday I was on foodgawker for like four hours and decided it was time to showcase my culinary skill by making dinner for my family.  Sounds like a fabulous idea, right?
I made this chicken and roasted garlic lasagna, it just looked so mouth wateringly good on the website that I knew I had to have it.  Well it took a million fucking hours to make and it didn't look too picture worthy but it was so yummy.  In fact I'm eating some left overs as I type this.  And for dessert I made this moist looking chocolate cake from scratch.  Jesus Christ. I'm sure he would love it too.
Let's just say my parents were very pleased, they filled up my car with gas.  Doesn't sound too cool, but it saved me fifty bucks!!!! This is where I get to the point, this school year I am challenging myself to do something.  I'm going to cook dinner every Thursday for my family.  This will surely show them that I am so responsible that I deserve an extra hour on my curfew.
Fuck yeah.
If this was a cartoon a little light bulb would have just one off above my head, but its not.  So now I sound like a freak.

Oh Shittt......

Am I the only one suffering from pre-school jitters?  You know what I'm talking about like what if everyone else got super skinny, what if my tan fades, what if I get lost , what if my hair looks greasy, what if my make up looks bad, what if my clothes aren't cute, what if my friends all hate me...
Well those may be all my very vain worries but you know what I'm talking about, this year we're stacking up on our AP's so that we can impress our college's of choice.  Everytime I think about school I get a little sick feeling in the pit of my stomach.  I know, every year its the same thing but when the day actually comes along we're really like 'What are we worrying for?'.  How do you deal with your pre-school jitters?  FUCK!!!!
I burned my banana bread.
And usually make good banana bread.
You see what this shit's doing to me.

Low Carb Crunch

There's eight days before the school year starts again, eight days until we lose all of our summer freedom, eight days until hell begins again.  This summer flew by faster then all the other ones, there we were packing up our lockers and snap!  We're buying school supplies, trying to figure out our binder color schemes for the year.  As a sort of summer resolution I promised myself I would lose ten whole pounds by being a health nut, but you know how that went.... And now here I am with eight days left trying to shed atleast five pounds by randomly doing crunches and sit ups and drinking obscene amounts of water.  This whole weight loss stint also requires that I give up carbs which is like the hardest thing to do in the world! I mean come on, why do all the good things have to be the worst things for you?!!! All I wanted to do was look hot in my new white Victoria's Secret Push Up Bikini and I have seven days until the pool closes.  Gotta go time for some ab crunches!!!! Fuck....
Check out this site, it literally makes my mouth water.  Like actually.  I told you I was obese on the inside.
www.foodgawker.com

Reappearance Time

So....
After falling off the map for a while during the summer and the last bit of school I am back.  Ready to become a junior and then a senior and then off to college.  Shit I'm fucking old!
Well obscenities are beside the point, and with The Real Housewives of New Jersey playing in the background and a tall glass of chilled lemon tea at my side, I think I'm ready to reopen the blogging chapter in my life.  I probably lost a lot of my readers when I inexplicably stopped posting and tweeting and stuff but I'm here to tell you that won't be happening this year.  This year is the most important year, and if I want to get into a good college its time to step this shit up.  But how fucking sick am I of people asking me what I want to do with my life.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO YOU ASSFACE I'M SIXTEEN, I  haven't even decided what I want for dinner!  As shallow as that may sound don't act like its not true.
So email me and let me know about your college woes, and if you're an older reader think back to when you were undecided and young.  Stop hating us for being wrinkle free and commitment free, and reminisce.
Kisses and other things,
Zola

I've Got the Key

So in my recent travels on the internet I found this site.  No thats not really what happened, I saw someone using it and decided to check it out.  This site in question is called www.studyblue.com.  You're probably looking at this like slapping me in your brain because you saw the word study.  Not to worry this isn't one of those stupid slow sites that like quizzes you on shit you don't care about.  Study blue is really sleek and user friendly which is one of the features that I really liked.  You make an account and somehow it automatically knows some of your Facebook friends (If you have one of those) but it doesn't just show up on your Facebook profile like a little bitch. You add your classes in the classes tab and based on your teacher and course name it finds people who are also on Study Blue who are in your class or also taking that course at your school!  You can also add what text books you use in that class and at any time you can add or delete courses.  Now to the really good parttttt, you can add notes or flashcards.  The flashcards are amazing though, you can add pictures voice notes and then you can test yourself on them when you select study.  If you mess up on one flashcard you can click the remind action which will remind you to study that exact flashcard, when you see the front of the flashcard you then flip it using the spacebar (Don't worry it'll tell you that)  and when you see the contents I guess you get to use the keyboard shortcut to tell the system if you got it right or wrong.  Theres a meter along the side of the flashcard that will also show you which ones you got wrong if you need a visual.  You can also chose to study them term or definition first.  When you're done you can click the I'm Done button (I know its cute) and Study Blue will give you your ranking, show you your progress with that set of flashcards over time and show you which ones you need to study.  It's like theres a little elf or something in my computer and all the while it looks sleek and easy to navigate.  The notes are pretty straight forward, you have lots of options about format and such and then you can study those too and also print them out which is pretty helpfulll.  So that's all I've really had time to figure out but I know theres a lot more to find out so sign up today!  It's totally free and they don't bomb you with stupid mail.  Email me and let me know if you've signed up or tweet at me whoress!

Love and other things,
Zola

Sneak Peekers

So today I won't have a post because tomorrow I will post twiceeee!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!  First will be a website review because you need to hear this goodness and second will be my beauty review which I'll post later in the dayyy!

So prepare yourselves.

Well Thats Awkward.....

So I recently have decided to up the whole bloggin sitch and get a blog twitter!  The awkward thing is that I currently have 0 followers and am basically tweeting to my little self.  It's just a tad awkward.  So if you could possibly follow me that would be great.....
GAMECHANGER!  If you follow me and send me an email with you name and one sentence I will feature it in my blog.  Yeah that lame but I'm a desperate little bitch so what can I say?
So topic of the dayyyy!  Cupcakes.  Because they fucking rock and if all I could eat was cupcakes I would be a very chunky happy gal.  The reason why I am craving cupcakes is because there is a cupcake calendar  sitting across from me as I write this and today it is displaying a white chocolate macadamia nut cupcake.  And because inside of my soul I am an obese child I actually sitting her salivating.  Like really.  That happened.
So if you're like me and you just love all things food like or cupcake-y then I would suggest you check out this app for the iPhone/iPad/iDon'tfuckingcare ---------> More Cupcakes!  More Toast!  More Buffet! More Pizza!
Mind you, those are all individual apps so if you type that all in your search bar then iTunes will actually like show up on your front porch and shoot you.  Because they will hate you that much for sucking at life.  Okay, thats a lie.  They won't shoot you, they'll just laugh at you lack of brain cells over acai juice or whatever the fuck those wanna be Einsteins drink while brainstorming what Zola will blow her hard earned cash on.  Yeah, trick I matter that much.

To Scream Cry Or Not To Scream Cry?

Please don't tell me I'm the only person who loves rainy days.   I love the fresh smell and the way that everything looks vibrant green against the grey sky.  I look having an excuse to hide between my quilts watching Grey's Anatomy and leaving my room only to pee and get snacks.  Am I the only one?  So wherever I am its been pretty rainy recently but I really haven't had time to enjoy it!  Perhaps if I dropped out of school I could enjoy rainy days more?  Ha!  Really fucking great solution!

So awesome thing #1 I will be taking my road test next Wednesday and going to to the Secretary of State on Friday to get my well-earned license!  I think when that instructor tells me that I have passed I may have to kiss them on the mouth.  This is not a joke, I've done it before.  Kidding....

But what if I don't pass?  What if I like fuck up parallel parking or straight line backing and that little fuck tells me that I failed.  I don't know what I would do.  Like I think I might start like hysterically scream crying or something.  That hussy would probably give me my passing slip or whatever the fuck you get and it would be the end of story (I'm a good crier).  Wish me luck then!  Gotta go do homework or I may flunk out and become a street walker.  Hell, I might do that anyway!
P.S Hope you enjoy the new design!!

#Actually?

Yeah I hash tagged a title. But problem, Zola doesn't have a twitter!  Inbox me with your opinions if I should get one or not!!!

But on to bigger and better things!  Prom was this last weekend!!!! Yaaaaahh!  Well not for me because I'm stuck in sophomoreville and I'm nowhere near slutty or hot enough to get asked to prom this year.  Well I mean I don't want to toot my own hair but my ass is a fucking legend (Tooty toot).  Kay things just took a real porno turn back there but we can get over it.  The dresses were perfect and every time I saw a prom picture of a group of dates fake-smiling at me from a lush green lawn, extravagant foyer, or photo set I got a pang of jealousy. But what can I say?  I'm a real jealous bitch ;).  Plus!  There were the after parties the girls still had their hair all pinned up and curled and their makeup still looked flawless even as they drunkenly danced to Britney or puked all over a certain someone's oriental rug.  The guys untucked their shirts and rolled up their sleeves to reveal toned forearms that looked especially toned as they did keg stands and played beer pong.   But the after parties can only account for so much, I cannot wait for next year I've picked out my prom dress, hair style and shoes.  I can't wait to pull out of the school parking lot, sit for hours as I get coifed, polished, curled, waxed, pinned until I am walking hairless perfection.  Come on girls, don't say you aren't excited too!
Love and other things,
Zola

I'm Baaaaaaacckkkkkkk

Hey bitches.  Bet you thought I was gone!  Well fuck that shit because I have taken a mental health fortnight or something and now I'm all rejuvenated and ready to blog.   Wanna hear an awesome fact?  I'm starting segment 2 tomorrow even though I could have taken it in February but hey that means I can get my  license before Juneeeee!!!  Fact: I'm taking it at sears driving school, I can't even guess how many freaking weirdos are going to be chilling out with me there!
Yeah, that wasn't funny.  Buy hey, I tried.
I have to go study Algebra because school sucks and my teachers all hate my life.
Night dolls
Yeah this  post sucked, my creative juices are all backed up and I need to get them flowing.
I know how sexual that sounded but I'm just gonna roll with it.

Nap Time

It's hump day, ew I hate the way that sounds! Like some perverted soccer mom or a creepy pedophile doubling as a gym teacher.  But anyways, its Wednesday and I'm just tired as fuck but I can't sleep because its already almost seven and if I slept now...well there just isn't a point.  So I have to keep my self awake while copying my history notes to www.studyblue.com.  Yeah, its going to take a fucking year.  So this will be my second relatively short post of the week but AS WE DO I will leave you with a video to entertain your brains.  FUCK YEAH I rhymed without trying talk about a win!  Bye dolls and enjoy!

This guys name is Lil Buck and Yo-Yo Ma is on the cello.  

Glee Time

Tuesday is no longer Tuesday.  Tuesday is Glee Day as Wednesday is Top Chef Day and as Monday used to be Pretty Little Liars Night but that ended (foul play).  So tonight I will be tuning in for the 90 minute Glee special and yes I will be accompanied by Ramen and lemonade (rather good combo).  And I suggest that you tune in too its gonna be fucking jam packed with delicious glee-ness that will inspire you to do something.  Like start a glee club at your school (HA!) or give some little broad a slushy facial (win!).  For those of you who hate Glee then begin to feel relief because this is where that chatter ends!  Today as I was speeding down the road in my new car which I received for my sixteenth birthday with the windows rolled down and California Gurls blasting from the stereo and I realized that life fucking rocks and I'm excited.  I know a lot of you are probably like "Fuck this bitch, LIFE SUCKS" and fellow blogger/teenager/human I beg to differ.  I want you to send me one reason why life rocks, your first name, and your blog, and I will feature the top two blogs and answers on tomorrows post!  Yay!  Rush to it dolls!
love and lots of other things,
zola

Lets Agree On Something

Mondays suck.  And sorry readers today the post will be fairly short because I have a SHIT LOAD of homework because my teachers are annoying little bitches.  So to apologize for my short postage here I will be providing you with an awesome video!  This chicks name is Amy Walker and can be found at www.AmyWalkerOnline.com

A Touch of Spring

It's Easter and finally it seems as though spring is upon us.  I don't know about you but where I am we haven't been having that much springy weather.  And it doesn't seem like thats going to change anytime soon.  But as promised today I won't be talking to you about weather I will be delivering another promised beauty review.  Today on sets of two products that will really welcome in spring!

First are the Aquolina Pink Sugar products, these are amazing they all smell sweet fruity and girly and are wonderful for this time of year.  It's not the overwhelming sweet smell that comes from most products that try to capture this scent its the natural kind. Something that might come from fresh ripe strawberries, or a hot pie.  Oooohhh, give me a little shoulder pat for that simile fellow blogger.  I'm pretty proud of it.  These products are available on many sites but I have taken the picture from Sephora.com so I'm just gonna suggest that you go there.  BONUS!  There are so many products from this company, including but not limited to a sugar body scrub, shower mousse, body spritzer, and a natural deodorant.  Ranging from $12-$30.  Like seriously.  You need to get on this shit.

Next since we're on the subject of spring I received these products in an Easter basket today (thanks mommy) and I am in love with them.  Its the Philosophy Salt Water Taffy Set.  Philosophy is like the best company in the world for starters all there products are formulated without sulfates and parabens so they're natural and they all smell really good.  It was tough picking which set I wanted to review because they all are really wonderful and you won't go wrong picking the Oh Lolli Lollipop set or the Spring has Sprung set.  This one feautres lemon, lime, and strawberry salt water taffy scented body washes.  The strawberry and the lime are probably my favorite since the lime is so fresh and the strawberry is so sweet and delicious smelling.  The lemon soap is much less jumpy I guess and provides a smoother citrus scent.  This set goes for $25 but trust me its worth it since they all function as shampoos as well and will last you forevah!
So until next week with the beauty product reviews and such business and till tomorrow with my musings.  Have a great sunday night, even though that practically impossible.  Just eat a lot that seems to help, and you cant always work it off tomorrow, or the next day, or never ;)

GAMECHANGER...Beauty Reviews?

Yes yes it is true every weekend my posts will be solely reviewing beauty products.  Saturdays I will review make up and Sunday will be haircare, skin, nails, etc.  I have provided my email in the sidebar so email me and ask me questions about products you want reviewed!

So for today, we'll be discussing all things eyelashes.  Because lets be honest here...we're all obsessed with them.
Let's start with the foundation.  Finding a good eyelash curler is like finding.....something thats really damn hard to find.  AHA! Problem solved enter Tweezerman ProCurl Eyelash Curler.  This is thing is the best you will ever find.  The only problem is that its $20 which is on the pricy side of things if you're like me, have no job, and your parents think you should work for your money (HAH!).  This eyelash curler can be found online at Sephora.com.  Another less pricy but equally awesome curler is The SEPHORA COLLECTION Eyelash curler which can also be found at Sephora and is $16.

I don't know if I'm the only one out here that has bummy eyelashes.  They break off and aren't really even that long I've been searching for a non-expensive serum and have finally had luck!  The StimuLashFusion Intensive Night Conditioning Lash Enhancer by Fusion Beauty is like flippin' awesome.  My eyelashes are so long that i have to TRIM THEM!  Think of this fellow blogger every time I cast my eyes upward I can feel my lashes on my upper lid.  This product is absolutely perfect but has a couple side effects, my upper lid was a little sensitive while using it and it took about a month and a half of religiously applying to see the full change.  But I started to notice how much longer my lashes were after about two weeks.  Another downside of this product is the price it's $89.  But you never need a refill.  This product can also be found at Sephora stores or at Sephora.com.  
Next is a brush on eyelash enhancer it provides more length and body under your favorite mascara and can be used instead of or with the Fusion Beauty serum.  Its the Dior DiorShow Maximizer Lash Plumping Serum and in addition to plumping, separating, and thickening your lashes under your mascara it acts as a growth serum and gives you longer healthier lashes.  And for $28 its a great deal!  The only thing that I would say to watch with this serum is that it clumps a little bit so if you do end up purchasing it ( you can also do so at Sephora) then make sure you wipe down the wand before you use it so you get maximum separation.

Finally the last but not least, mascara.  This mascara was the first out of these products I purchased and it is spectacular.  It doesn't clump, flake, and the brush separates you lashes!  If you're going to buy any one of these products for sure pick this!  It can also be purchased at Sephora for $18.
So for my first beauty review blog how did I do?  Not enough detail, too much?  Want more options? Please feel free to let me know!  Email me at: whatever.justagirl.whocares48@gmail.com
Hope you enjoyed this review fellow bloggers and come back tomorrow for the scoop on some wonderful body products.  Trust me you'll want to hear all about them.  Kisses from Zola!

Because Everybody Else Is Doing It....

It's official.  The single greatest thing that you will ever do in you life is spend an hour on Stumbleupon.com.  I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how many tests I have failed because I've been busy stumbling.  Yeah, you just judged me.  Don't lie.
So your weekend homework (I know it's a bitch) is to stumble for 1 hour and comment on how much this changed you life.  I know this is a tiny little baby blog and like 3 people have read it so far and I know I won't get a comment BUT I would like to believe that you may have thought about it.
On other news, ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY.  Yeah, that little bitch of a song is stuck in my head too, we're not as different as you may think fellow blogger.  But just to put it out there, Rebecca Black may be the single suckiest person that I know.  I watched her interview and I think it's the way that she says Friday that makes me hate her.  Dear Rebecca, it's okay boo there are therapists that can help you with that!  But seriously this girl's 13 and like everyone on planet Earth has united because they hate her.  Now THAT must suck.  Sorry this post seems a little stale because its a fucking Friday and I can't think of anything original and thought provoking so....
Thats a little awkward.
I'll leave you with this in hopes that you will come back tomorrow for my MUCH BETTAH post.  Kay boo bear?  Sounds like a fucking plan.
Love,
Zola
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Fuck Prom Bitches

I'm sixteen years old dammit and therefore unless I was inconceivably hot or slutty I will not be going to prom this year.  Apologies to all those sixteen year old girls going to prom, I'm sure you're all very nice girls under that extremely annoying exterior.  As I was saying proms in the air girls are posting pics of their potential prom dresses on Facebook (yes, I have one of those) and trying to decide what color to get their nails painted.  And of course guys are asking them to prom in the cutest ways possible every time I see some guy shower a girl in roses, or post sticky notes all over her car or serenade her I just want to jump out there and say "HEY YOU, I'M RIGHT HERE AND TRUST ME I'LL PUT OUT!" ha.  just kidding....
The other plus of prom is going to the after parties which are the practically overflowing with teen sex, weed, booze and amazing inside jokes.  Luckily I have already secured myself a place at one of these parties but I will be the girl showing up in yoga pants while the other girls amble in with their pricy stilettos, messy-on-purpose updos, and custom made gowns.  Yeah, fuck you bitch.
Advice to other sixteen year old girls?  Count down to next years prom!! It'll soon be your turn to shine and this years senior girls will be gaining ten pounds on an all Ramen and pizza diet and contracting herpes from supposedly hot frat guys.  Heals the wound a bit, huh?  So more advice, secure yourself a date even if its one of your friends and make sure they're in it for the ride! (metaphorical and literal ;) of course).  And when some hoe (sorry) in your grade tells you she's going to prom with a senior be sure to ask if she's ready to get her  cherry popped and become a teen mother?  She'll certainly be able to have fun then. HA!
Yeah I'm a bitch but chances are you probably are one too ;)