Nap Time

It's hump day, ew I hate the way that sounds! Like some perverted soccer mom or a creepy pedophile doubling as a gym teacher.  But anyways, its Wednesday and I'm just tired as fuck but I can't sleep because its already almost seven and if I slept now...well there just isn't a point.  So I have to keep my self awake while copying my history notes to www.studyblue.com.  Yeah, its going to take a fucking year.  So this will be my second relatively short post of the week but AS WE DO I will leave you with a video to entertain your brains.  FUCK YEAH I rhymed without trying talk about a win!  Bye dolls and enjoy!

This guys name is Lil Buck and Yo-Yo Ma is on the cello.  

Glee Time

Tuesday is no longer Tuesday.  Tuesday is Glee Day as Wednesday is Top Chef Day and as Monday used to be Pretty Little Liars Night but that ended (foul play).  So tonight I will be tuning in for the 90 minute Glee special and yes I will be accompanied by Ramen and lemonade (rather good combo).  And I suggest that you tune in too its gonna be fucking jam packed with delicious glee-ness that will inspire you to do something.  Like start a glee club at your school (HA!) or give some little broad a slushy facial (win!).  For those of you who hate Glee then begin to feel relief because this is where that chatter ends!  Today as I was speeding down the road in my new car which I received for my sixteenth birthday with the windows rolled down and California Gurls blasting from the stereo and I realized that life fucking rocks and I'm excited.  I know a lot of you are probably like "Fuck this bitch, LIFE SUCKS" and fellow blogger/teenager/human I beg to differ.  I want you to send me one reason why life rocks, your first name, and your blog, and I will feature the top two blogs and answers on tomorrows post!  Yay!  Rush to it dolls!
love and lots of other things,
zola

Lets Agree On Something

Mondays suck.  And sorry readers today the post will be fairly short because I have a SHIT LOAD of homework because my teachers are annoying little bitches.  So to apologize for my short postage here I will be providing you with an awesome video!  This chicks name is Amy Walker and can be found at www.AmyWalkerOnline.com

A Touch of Spring

It's Easter and finally it seems as though spring is upon us.  I don't know about you but where I am we haven't been having that much springy weather.  And it doesn't seem like thats going to change anytime soon.  But as promised today I won't be talking to you about weather I will be delivering another promised beauty review.  Today on sets of two products that will really welcome in spring!

First are the Aquolina Pink Sugar products, these are amazing they all smell sweet fruity and girly and are wonderful for this time of year.  It's not the overwhelming sweet smell that comes from most products that try to capture this scent its the natural kind. Something that might come from fresh ripe strawberries, or a hot pie.  Oooohhh, give me a little shoulder pat for that simile fellow blogger.  I'm pretty proud of it.  These products are available on many sites but I have taken the picture from Sephora.com so I'm just gonna suggest that you go there.  BONUS!  There are so many products from this company, including but not limited to a sugar body scrub, shower mousse, body spritzer, and a natural deodorant.  Ranging from $12-$30.  Like seriously.  You need to get on this shit.

Next since we're on the subject of spring I received these products in an Easter basket today (thanks mommy) and I am in love with them.  Its the Philosophy Salt Water Taffy Set.  Philosophy is like the best company in the world for starters all there products are formulated without sulfates and parabens so they're natural and they all smell really good.  It was tough picking which set I wanted to review because they all are really wonderful and you won't go wrong picking the Oh Lolli Lollipop set or the Spring has Sprung set.  This one feautres lemon, lime, and strawberry salt water taffy scented body washes.  The strawberry and the lime are probably my favorite since the lime is so fresh and the strawberry is so sweet and delicious smelling.  The lemon soap is much less jumpy I guess and provides a smoother citrus scent.  This set goes for $25 but trust me its worth it since they all function as shampoos as well and will last you forevah!
So until next week with the beauty product reviews and such business and till tomorrow with my musings.  Have a great sunday night, even though that practically impossible.  Just eat a lot that seems to help, and you cant always work it off tomorrow, or the next day, or never ;)

GAMECHANGER...Beauty Reviews?

Yes yes it is true every weekend my posts will be solely reviewing beauty products.  Saturdays I will review make up and Sunday will be haircare, skin, nails, etc.  I have provided my email in the sidebar so email me and ask me questions about products you want reviewed!

So for today, we'll be discussing all things eyelashes.  Because lets be honest here...we're all obsessed with them.
Let's start with the foundation.  Finding a good eyelash curler is like finding.....something thats really damn hard to find.  AHA! Problem solved enter Tweezerman ProCurl Eyelash Curler.  This is thing is the best you will ever find.  The only problem is that its $20 which is on the pricy side of things if you're like me, have no job, and your parents think you should work for your money (HAH!).  This eyelash curler can be found online at Sephora.com.  Another less pricy but equally awesome curler is The SEPHORA COLLECTION Eyelash curler which can also be found at Sephora and is $16.

I don't know if I'm the only one out here that has bummy eyelashes.  They break off and aren't really even that long I've been searching for a non-expensive serum and have finally had luck!  The StimuLashFusion Intensive Night Conditioning Lash Enhancer by Fusion Beauty is like flippin' awesome.  My eyelashes are so long that i have to TRIM THEM!  Think of this fellow blogger every time I cast my eyes upward I can feel my lashes on my upper lid.  This product is absolutely perfect but has a couple side effects, my upper lid was a little sensitive while using it and it took about a month and a half of religiously applying to see the full change.  But I started to notice how much longer my lashes were after about two weeks.  Another downside of this product is the price it's $89.  But you never need a refill.  This product can also be found at Sephora stores or at Sephora.com.  
Next is a brush on eyelash enhancer it provides more length and body under your favorite mascara and can be used instead of or with the Fusion Beauty serum.  Its the Dior DiorShow Maximizer Lash Plumping Serum and in addition to plumping, separating, and thickening your lashes under your mascara it acts as a growth serum and gives you longer healthier lashes.  And for $28 its a great deal!  The only thing that I would say to watch with this serum is that it clumps a little bit so if you do end up purchasing it ( you can also do so at Sephora) then make sure you wipe down the wand before you use it so you get maximum separation.

Finally the last but not least, mascara.  This mascara was the first out of these products I purchased and it is spectacular.  It doesn't clump, flake, and the brush separates you lashes!  If you're going to buy any one of these products for sure pick this!  It can also be purchased at Sephora for $18.
So for my first beauty review blog how did I do?  Not enough detail, too much?  Want more options? Please feel free to let me know!  Email me at: whatever.justagirl.whocares48@gmail.com
Hope you enjoyed this review fellow bloggers and come back tomorrow for the scoop on some wonderful body products.  Trust me you'll want to hear all about them.  Kisses from Zola!

Because Everybody Else Is Doing It....

It's official.  The single greatest thing that you will ever do in you life is spend an hour on Stumbleupon.com.  I cannot even BEGIN to tell you how many tests I have failed because I've been busy stumbling.  Yeah, you just judged me.  Don't lie.
So your weekend homework (I know it's a bitch) is to stumble for 1 hour and comment on how much this changed you life.  I know this is a tiny little baby blog and like 3 people have read it so far and I know I won't get a comment BUT I would like to believe that you may have thought about it.
On other news, ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY.  Yeah, that little bitch of a song is stuck in my head too, we're not as different as you may think fellow blogger.  But just to put it out there, Rebecca Black may be the single suckiest person that I know.  I watched her interview and I think it's the way that she says Friday that makes me hate her.  Dear Rebecca, it's okay boo there are therapists that can help you with that!  But seriously this girl's 13 and like everyone on planet Earth has united because they hate her.  Now THAT must suck.  Sorry this post seems a little stale because its a fucking Friday and I can't think of anything original and thought provoking so....
Thats a little awkward.
I'll leave you with this in hopes that you will come back tomorrow for my MUCH BETTAH post.  Kay boo bear?  Sounds like a fucking plan.
Love,
Zola
P.S. Check this site out they have some great stuff! http://8tracks.com/

Fuck Prom Bitches

I'm sixteen years old dammit and therefore unless I was inconceivably hot or slutty I will not be going to prom this year.  Apologies to all those sixteen year old girls going to prom, I'm sure you're all very nice girls under that extremely annoying exterior.  As I was saying proms in the air girls are posting pics of their potential prom dresses on Facebook (yes, I have one of those) and trying to decide what color to get their nails painted.  And of course guys are asking them to prom in the cutest ways possible every time I see some guy shower a girl in roses, or post sticky notes all over her car or serenade her I just want to jump out there and say "HEY YOU, I'M RIGHT HERE AND TRUST ME I'LL PUT OUT!" ha.  just kidding....
The other plus of prom is going to the after parties which are the practically overflowing with teen sex, weed, booze and amazing inside jokes.  Luckily I have already secured myself a place at one of these parties but I will be the girl showing up in yoga pants while the other girls amble in with their pricy stilettos, messy-on-purpose updos, and custom made gowns.  Yeah, fuck you bitch.
Advice to other sixteen year old girls?  Count down to next years prom!! It'll soon be your turn to shine and this years senior girls will be gaining ten pounds on an all Ramen and pizza diet and contracting herpes from supposedly hot frat guys.  Heals the wound a bit, huh?  So more advice, secure yourself a date even if its one of your friends and make sure they're in it for the ride! (metaphorical and literal ;) of course).  And when some hoe (sorry) in your grade tells you she's going to prom with a senior be sure to ask if she's ready to get her  cherry popped and become a teen mother?  She'll certainly be able to have fun then. HA!
Yeah I'm a bitch but chances are you probably are one too ;)