I'm angry with you.

Until I get a follower all you have is this post.  Leaving you with a hurt heart and regretful feelings in the pit of you stomach.  This is me Zola signing off until I get a fucking follower on twitter.  Oh yeah and its halloween and its time for me to wasted.
Thats all for now babes,
Come back for more....you know I will ;)
Zola

Hello Babies :)

Today is a good day.
Do you want to know why?  (Answ: Of FUCKING course Zola)
Because it is rainy and that is why.
As I have mentioned before, there is nothing better then cuddling up on a cold day.  In fact one might say this is prime cuddle weather we have here.  But where is here, you ask?  Here is everywhere, I know that maybe in Sacramento it's not all chilly and rainy but hey I DONT LIVE THERE only 49 other possible states for me to be inhabiting.
Today I am curled up with a cup of lemon tea watching reruns of the Real Housewives of New Jersey and neglecting the pile of homework spread out upon my floor, because I'm sixteen and once in a while I deserve to be neglectful.  In fact today all I've really done during school was play Bakery Story, use up my data plan, drink water, and laugh at the misfortune of others.  One of those is a lie, I'll leave it up to you to decide which one.
Which leads me to another important article, I HAVE NO FUCKING FOLLOWERS ON FUCKING TWITTER.
So if you love me and want me to keep blogging I suggest you press the damn follow button cuz its gettin mighty lonely in here y'all.....
Just kidding.
Anyone notice my liberal use of the Enter button today?
So I propose a tiny little competition if you will.  First ten people to follow me I will send a personalized tweet at you and follow back!  Next five will receive a follow back, and the first twenty will get a shout out in Thursdays wall post. Hop to it babes!

Siri is my bitch.

In fact I am that person who waited for three hours that one Friday to get my absolutely beooootiful iPhone 4S.  Want to know how much I love it!  THIS MUCH!  It is perfect and I love it, and yes Siri really is a extremely productive woman living inside your phone.  As I write this post I have my screen split in half, utilizing Netflix instant to watch Friday Night Lights (Season 5) in case you were wondering.  All I want to do is jump inside of my screen and get it on with Tim Riggins, seriously the whole bad Southern boy thing is really workin for me ;).  Right now I'm craving.  I am craving PF Changs like a mother, all I want to do is hop in my car, listening to Adele and drive to the closest one, then stuff my face with P.F. Changs Fried Rice (hold the eggs, scallions, and bean sprouts please) and magically gain no weight!! Sounds fucking magical doesn't it?  I have to go, my man friend is waiting in my love chamber.  Covered in Godiva chocolates and hundred dollar bills.
Haha, if only.

This week I'll be bettah

Oh the promises I have for you!
This week I'm going to be the best blogger in the universe, I have programmed my twitter onto my new iPhone and Imma be tweetin twenty fo seven babay!
and as if that wasn't enough to make you rip you hair our (I'm sure it was) I'm going to be posting almost every day this week, except for Wednesday that is.  Because its hump day and you know what I'm doing.....hayyyyy.
Just kidding ;)
But anyways I'm super excited for this week, so hit me up on Twitter because i literally have zero followers (awkward) and as much as I like tweeting at myself its gotta stop.
Seriously.
So babes, I'll blog to you tomorrow!!

I am a terrible person

I have promised you two posts this week and just not delivered on them.  I have been bombarded with mounds of work and have a galaxy of zits breaking out of my forehead.  Yes, a mother fucking galaxy.  So  today I will leave you with a video as I usually do when I am too fucking lazy to be witty and creative and write a real post because there is physics test calling my name.  Oh yes, physics.  Pity me now?

Rain Makes Me Smile

I'm sitting in school on a comfy couch relaxing during my free period, life doesn't get any better than this  Well actually it does, but this is the best I can do at the current moment. I'm kind of scared one of my classmates is going to run up and see what I'm typing, but who gives two shits? (I give three).

Most normal people would consider this to be bad weather, with the overcast skies, cold temperatures, and fierce winds but as I look out over our neat green soccer field all I can think is that this is my favorite weather.  Weather where I can blast the heat in my car and crank up the Christmas tunes (yes, I'm already listening to those), grab a hot cocoa and slip into my comfy Hardtails, Ugg slippers, and worn sweatshirt. I'm so lazy that I'm not even bothering to wear a bra right now, well sports bras don't count.....
So tell me baby blogger, now that you can smell fall in the air what do want to do?  Cliched hay rides, pumpkin picking, costume making, sip some warm spiced cider with your boo?
Tell me babes.
You know I'm waiting ;)
Zola

Scratch that.....

Whelp....
Zola's not moving to Tumblr.  When to it comes down to it baby bloggers I'm just a Blogger girl at heart.
But really...
Tumblr's just not my style...ya dig?
So I'm sorry I've been a stoic bitch, forgetting to post and all but junior year has been super busy and I'm finally just finding time to blog.  Because I have discovered a remedy, from now on there will be now daily posting because to expect me to cough up a good entry a day is.....just going to disappoint in the long run.  So posting will now occur on Monday's, Wednesday's and Saturday's.  Kapeesh? (Or however the flying fuck you spell that).
Good day blogger babies,
zola