I've Got the Key

So in my recent travels on the internet I found this site.  No thats not really what happened, I saw someone using it and decided to check it out.  This site in question is called www.studyblue.com.  You're probably looking at this like slapping me in your brain because you saw the word study.  Not to worry this isn't one of those stupid slow sites that like quizzes you on shit you don't care about.  Study blue is really sleek and user friendly which is one of the features that I really liked.  You make an account and somehow it automatically knows some of your Facebook friends (If you have one of those) but it doesn't just show up on your Facebook profile like a little bitch. You add your classes in the classes tab and based on your teacher and course name it finds people who are also on Study Blue who are in your class or also taking that course at your school!  You can also add what text books you use in that class and at any time you can add or delete courses.  Now to the really good parttttt, you can add notes or flashcards.  The flashcards are amazing though, you can add pictures voice notes and then you can test yourself on them when you select study.  If you mess up on one flashcard you can click the remind action which will remind you to study that exact flashcard, when you see the front of the flashcard you then flip it using the spacebar (Don't worry it'll tell you that)  and when you see the contents I guess you get to use the keyboard shortcut to tell the system if you got it right or wrong.  Theres a meter along the side of the flashcard that will also show you which ones you got wrong if you need a visual.  You can also chose to study them term or definition first.  When you're done you can click the I'm Done button (I know its cute) and Study Blue will give you your ranking, show you your progress with that set of flashcards over time and show you which ones you need to study.  It's like theres a little elf or something in my computer and all the while it looks sleek and easy to navigate.  The notes are pretty straight forward, you have lots of options about format and such and then you can study those too and also print them out which is pretty helpfulll.  So that's all I've really had time to figure out but I know theres a lot more to find out so sign up today!  It's totally free and they don't bomb you with stupid mail.  Email me and let me know if you've signed up or tweet at me whoress!

Love and other things,
Zola

Sneak Peekers

So today I won't have a post because tomorrow I will post twiceeee!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!  First will be a website review because you need to hear this goodness and second will be my beauty review which I'll post later in the dayyy!

So prepare yourselves.

Well Thats Awkward.....

So I recently have decided to up the whole bloggin sitch and get a blog twitter!  The awkward thing is that I currently have 0 followers and am basically tweeting to my little self.  It's just a tad awkward.  So if you could possibly follow me that would be great.....
GAMECHANGER!  If you follow me and send me an email with you name and one sentence I will feature it in my blog.  Yeah that lame but I'm a desperate little bitch so what can I say?
So topic of the dayyyy!  Cupcakes.  Because they fucking rock and if all I could eat was cupcakes I would be a very chunky happy gal.  The reason why I am craving cupcakes is because there is a cupcake calendar  sitting across from me as I write this and today it is displaying a white chocolate macadamia nut cupcake.  And because inside of my soul I am an obese child I actually sitting her salivating.  Like really.  That happened.
So if you're like me and you just love all things food like or cupcake-y then I would suggest you check out this app for the iPhone/iPad/iDon'tfuckingcare ---------> More Cupcakes!  More Toast!  More Buffet! More Pizza!
Mind you, those are all individual apps so if you type that all in your search bar then iTunes will actually like show up on your front porch and shoot you.  Because they will hate you that much for sucking at life.  Okay, thats a lie.  They won't shoot you, they'll just laugh at you lack of brain cells over acai juice or whatever the fuck those wanna be Einsteins drink while brainstorming what Zola will blow her hard earned cash on.  Yeah, trick I matter that much.

To Scream Cry Or Not To Scream Cry?

Please don't tell me I'm the only person who loves rainy days.   I love the fresh smell and the way that everything looks vibrant green against the grey sky.  I look having an excuse to hide between my quilts watching Grey's Anatomy and leaving my room only to pee and get snacks.  Am I the only one?  So wherever I am its been pretty rainy recently but I really haven't had time to enjoy it!  Perhaps if I dropped out of school I could enjoy rainy days more?  Ha!  Really fucking great solution!

So awesome thing #1 I will be taking my road test next Wednesday and going to to the Secretary of State on Friday to get my well-earned license!  I think when that instructor tells me that I have passed I may have to kiss them on the mouth.  This is not a joke, I've done it before.  Kidding....

But what if I don't pass?  What if I like fuck up parallel parking or straight line backing and that little fuck tells me that I failed.  I don't know what I would do.  Like I think I might start like hysterically scream crying or something.  That hussy would probably give me my passing slip or whatever the fuck you get and it would be the end of story (I'm a good crier).  Wish me luck then!  Gotta go do homework or I may flunk out and become a street walker.  Hell, I might do that anyway!
P.S Hope you enjoy the new design!!

#Actually?

Yeah I hash tagged a title. But problem, Zola doesn't have a twitter!  Inbox me with your opinions if I should get one or not!!!

But on to bigger and better things!  Prom was this last weekend!!!! Yaaaaahh!  Well not for me because I'm stuck in sophomoreville and I'm nowhere near slutty or hot enough to get asked to prom this year.  Well I mean I don't want to toot my own hair but my ass is a fucking legend (Tooty toot).  Kay things just took a real porno turn back there but we can get over it.  The dresses were perfect and every time I saw a prom picture of a group of dates fake-smiling at me from a lush green lawn, extravagant foyer, or photo set I got a pang of jealousy. But what can I say?  I'm a real jealous bitch ;).  Plus!  There were the after parties the girls still had their hair all pinned up and curled and their makeup still looked flawless even as they drunkenly danced to Britney or puked all over a certain someone's oriental rug.  The guys untucked their shirts and rolled up their sleeves to reveal toned forearms that looked especially toned as they did keg stands and played beer pong.   But the after parties can only account for so much, I cannot wait for next year I've picked out my prom dress, hair style and shoes.  I can't wait to pull out of the school parking lot, sit for hours as I get coifed, polished, curled, waxed, pinned until I am walking hairless perfection.  Come on girls, don't say you aren't excited too!
Love and other things,
Zola

I'm Baaaaaaacckkkkkkk

Hey bitches.  Bet you thought I was gone!  Well fuck that shit because I have taken a mental health fortnight or something and now I'm all rejuvenated and ready to blog.   Wanna hear an awesome fact?  I'm starting segment 2 tomorrow even though I could have taken it in February but hey that means I can get my  license before Juneeeee!!!  Fact: I'm taking it at sears driving school, I can't even guess how many freaking weirdos are going to be chilling out with me there!
Yeah, that wasn't funny.  Buy hey, I tried.
I have to go study Algebra because school sucks and my teachers all hate my life.
Night dolls
Yeah this  post sucked, my creative juices are all backed up and I need to get them flowing.
I know how sexual that sounded but I'm just gonna roll with it.